I'm my own grandpa

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

This as funny and confusing as hell btw this isnt a true story right ?

I know this shit.

Wouldn't that make him his own Step-Grandfather? A lot of this forgets the Step part of the relation.

I dont even remember any fucken thing from that i got confused o_O

Being as bored as I am, I'll show a diagram.


The Person speaking is Labeled C, and has a massive orgy incest thingy.

Really, the reason why it works is because Generation Lines have been crossed, making unclear generations.

i dont get the little chart thingy you posted

Same here its more confusing than stackz's weird story

This doesn't seem physically possible!